About Me...from Me!

Brace yourself…for u will be reading ME –II (for people who have read part I and for those who missed on it u really lost on an opportunity to read one of the greatest piece of literature)………….well I would like to give a disclaimer here………although ull find traces of plagiarism in this , for the fact that this part has been influenced by reading many “about me” segments……..so credit for all those who stole my idea before I could write it……….the underlying “ME” still remains the same …….however here ill try to break into the humor side of things...(after reading my last segment …….many wud have thought whether im planning to take abstinence from worldly pleasures)…… So here starts the journey….. Station1:childhood…….. ..........well I can only say the the hen simply wouldn’t stop from pouring all the golden eggs on me………I kept collecting them….but then suddenly one day the hen died …….i guess she was suffering from Bird Flue – I can claim to the WHO that I discovered the H5N1 virus before nebody else….. Station 2:the teen age….. .........somehow recovering from the grief of losing the hen…….stumbling I reached my Junior college just to find stuck on a dart board……..everything was coming towards me…..(I just hope the Harry Potter dreams don’t cum true always……cos I have seen even scarier than what Harry can ever think of handling)….poor HSC results ...more scary was first year where nothing was going rite for me….but ven i thought I was loosing this race …….as happens with all the Bollywood movies…suddenly the hero is gifted with a charm …..i landed up with one...although apart from getting myself a graduation degree...i could do myself no good... .........and if u think things were going bad for me …I helped their cause when I decided to take up MBA as a career option…(being more clear I just helped open the Pandora’s box)…well things have been bleak and gloomy since then…..but often someone splashes a torch in this dark tunnel…(No,its not the watchman who does it)….believe it or not …but its not how hard you can hit but how hard you get hit and keep going that matters the most….it seems that clichés cover up for your faults….yes they do that but therein lies the truth….well its time you buy yourself some popcorn cos this journey is going to last some more segments…..(note : I’m sure after reading this You will be only too keen to catch up with my Segment I…well you can avail of ur copies from all the leading Crossword stores in ur city)